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Blue Velvet... R U OK?

David.........? I was lucky enough to watch Blue Velvet a few nights ago and like what the fuck? I's so confused about this film, did I...

Holllyyywwwoooodddddd.

y'all already know In case you didn't already know, today we're talking about Q****** T********'s new film Once Upon a Time in Hollywood....

Bohemian Rhapsody: the queen of horrible movies

"and the Razzie for worst makeup and hair-styling goes to..." Bohemian Rhapsody, the movie that diddled America's hearts by the director...

A Simple Favor was a riddddddddddde

oh boy... A Simple Favor is basically what you'd get if you mixed a low-rent version of Gone Girl with a normal-rent Pretty Little Liars....

Lady Bird revisited

"Sacramentoooooo, Sacramentoooooo, here I coooooooooommmmmmmeeeee" - the OC theme song guys, probably. My first post on here was a review...

Eighth Grade 8 months l8r

Where's my saucy boy Gabe? I honestly can't tell you how much I love this movie, I mean I'm gonna do it anyway, but still. I saw Eighth...

House of oh hell Yes

JFK, incest, &Tori Spelling? oh my! I just want to preface this review by saying that this was one of the weirdest things I've ever seen...

was three billboards good ish.

why's the title so damn long? I liked Three Billboards but that's about it. I think i would've liked it a lot more if i hadn't seen any...

phantom thread was some good shit

great, now i have a crippling fear of mushrooms. Thanks "Phantom Thread" was good, like really good. It had everything from some fine...

i didn't like call me by your name, sue me

the book was better lol okay so I was actually really hype (jesus christ "hype") for this movie when i heard it was at sundance. I'd...

did i like ladybird?

maybe, idk? So I actually like "Ladybird", but did I love it? maybe. The first time I saw it my friend and I came out of it like "holy...

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