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Part 2 of My Own Personal Hell

Just realized this means I have to be grateful to L*na D*nham for giving this man a career 11. Inside Llewyn Davis (2013): The ultimate...

Star Wars Episode Nein

JJ Abrams is a Punk Bitch Preface: Originally I'd written this for pt. of my ranking, but then it got really fucking long really fucking...

Yet Another List About Star Wars

goddammit I'm just going to get straight into this because we've got 5 movies to talk about. I now present you, the quality half of the...

Blue Velvet... R U OK?

David.........? I was lucky enough to watch Blue Velvet a few nights ago and like what the fuck? I's so confused about this film, did I...

Holllyyywwwoooodddddd.

y'all already know In case you didn't already know, today we're talking about Q****** T********'s new film Once Upon a Time in Hollywood....

well...

are you proud of me? enjoy this series of me trying to avoid posting anything: So as you may have noticed, I ain't been posting lately. ...

Whyyyy part 2.

i'm done already. FYI I probably won't be writing intro paragraphs for these posts because that's too much work for me, especially if I'm...

Why am I doing this? part 1

you decide. Guess what guys...I'm bored. I've pretty much lost all interest in this site a) because I don't care and b) because I...

Bohemian Rhapsody: the queen of horrible movies

"and the Razzie for worst makeup and hair-styling goes to..." Bohemian Rhapsody, the movie that diddled America's hearts by the director...

some good lookin stuff

"for your eyes only"- James Bond With this post I'm gonna be kicking off a new series I'd like to call "okmovies goes bts" where I'll be...

A Simple Favor was a riddddddddddde

oh boy... A Simple Favor is basically what you'd get if you mixed a low-rent version of Gone Girl with a normal-rent Pretty Little Liars....

Lady Bird revisited

"Sacramentoooooo, Sacramentoooooo, here I coooooooooommmmmmmeeeee" - the OC theme song guys, probably. My first post on here was a review...

Eighth Grade 8 months l8r

Where's my saucy boy Gabe? I honestly can't tell you how much I love this movie, I mean I'm gonna do it anyway, but still. I saw Eighth...

Wait, there're more underrated films?

yep. For the sake of keeping this post "short", I'm just gonna get straight to the point. Here is the second half of my 20 favorite...

The only music movies worth wasting time on.

"music" - Madonna, if she said it then you know it's the truth In light of the travesty that was/is Bohemian Rhapsody, I've decided to...

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