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Mister Wives

discussing my favorite movies from my favorite men It is a well known fact that I have several talented Hollywood boyfriends, so I've...

House of oh hell Yes

JFK, incest, &Tori Spelling? oh my! I just want to preface this review by saying that this was one of the weirdest things I've ever seen...

why cant we have nice things 2: the sequel

the rest of the stuff live footage of me Sunday night So I know that the rest of the categories might not be the most entertaining to...

why can't we have nice things?

what should've won at the oscars pt 1 I've decided to split this post into 2 parts, the good ones and the ones people (uncultured swines)...

2018? pt 2

just read the title Pt 2: July-Dec If you're lazy there's pictures at the end Round 1: Incredibles ii v Spiderverse: The original...

2018 sucked pt 1?

I'm back from the dead to give you my best of 2018 brackets No hate but 2018 kind of sucked for movies to the point where I could barely...

was three billboards good ish.

why's the title so damn long? I liked Three Billboards but that's about it. I think i would've liked it a lot more if i hadn't seen any...

phantom thread was some good shit

great, now i have a crippling fear of mushrooms. Thanks "Phantom Thread" was good, like really good. It had everything from some fine...

i didn't like call me by your name, sue me

the book was better lol okay so I was actually really hype (jesus christ "hype") for this movie when i heard it was at sundance. I'd...

did i like ladybird?

maybe, idk? So I actually like "Ladybird", but did I love it? maybe. The first time I saw it my friend and I came out of it like "holy...

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