lily Mar 3, 20199 min readMister Wivesdiscussing my favorite movies from my favorite men It is a well known fact that I have several talented Hollywood boyfriends, so I've...
lily Mar 1, 20194 min readHouse of oh hell YesJFK, incest, &Tori Spelling? oh my! I just want to preface this review by saying that this was one of the weirdest things I've ever seen...
lily Feb 28, 20197 min readwhy cant we have nice things 2: the sequelthe rest of the stuff live footage of me Sunday night So I know that the rest of the categories might not be the most entertaining to...
lily Feb 27, 20199 min readwhy can't we have nice things?what should've won at the oscars pt 1 I've decided to split this post into 2 parts, the good ones and the ones people (uncultured swines)...
lily Jan 23, 20192 min read2018? pt 2just read the title Pt 2: July-Dec If you're lazy there's pictures at the end Round 1: Incredibles ii v Spiderverse: The original...
lily Jan 23, 20193 min read2018 sucked pt 1?I'm back from the dead to give you my best of 2018 brackets No hate but 2018 kind of sucked for movies to the point where I could barely...
lily Apr 4, 20183 min readwas three billboards good ish. why's the title so damn long? I liked Three Billboards but that's about it. I think i would've liked it a lot more if i hadn't seen any...
lily Mar 17, 20181 min readmy dumbass decided to make a bracket of the best films of 2017.i hate myself for this. and yes that is comic sans.
lily Feb 22, 20183 min readphantom thread was some good shitgreat, now i have a crippling fear of mushrooms. Thanks "Phantom Thread" was good, like really good. It had everything from some fine...
lily Feb 22, 20183 min readi didn't like call me by your name, sue methe book was better lol okay so I was actually really hype (jesus christ "hype") for this movie when i heard it was at sundance. I'd...
lily Feb 21, 20183 min readdid i like ladybird?maybe, idk? So I actually like "Ladybird", but did I love it? maybe. The first time I saw it my friend and I came out of it like "holy...